Earlier today I came across an article on the BBC website that was looking at the predictions of John Elfreth Watkins, a civil engineer from the turn of the 20th century who made many bold predictions and the like, with some coming out eerily accurate. We’re talking about predictions about colour photography being transmitted and created digitally, the rise of mobile phones, televisions, and of course, bigger fruit. Because life definitely needs bigger fruit. It really interested me to see how some of his ideas could come out so accurate to his descriptions, in particular the technological creations that we’ve invented over the years. What wasn’t so impressive was some of his total misses though. I mean, no longer using the letters C, X and Q? Well, it’s uite ontrived to eagerate uite what impact this razy uery of his ould ome to.
It got me thinking though what predictions I would make now for a 100 years time in the year 2100 and how different life would be now to then. Of course, I could just say that everyone will be in flying cars and we’d have Star Wars holograms everywhere but, as we all quite clearly know, this doesn’t happen until the year 3000 thanks to Matt Groening’s genius. There’s so much you could predict about the year 2100 though, so here’s a few of my predictions in the spirit of John Elfreth Watkins:
Humanity will have itself on another planet – In a hundred years time we’ll have people rocking it on Mars and chilling out in their space home suburbs. I reckon we’ll have people up on Mars perhaps on a scientific level for NASA (if they still exist then) doing spacey wacey stuff at least. But I definitely reckon we’ll have people on Mars by then, yes. I’m hoping there will be self sustained environments and schools and Mars University and, of course, Mars Greggs. But there will definitely be Life on Mars by then and it won’t be John Simm. Unless he coincidentally turns up there.
Television networks will no longer exist – By the time 2100 comes around there won’t be anything like ITV, Channel 4, and the billions of Sky channels. Instead, we’ll simply be an on demand society with different studios bringing out different things for their own personal profit. It probably makes no sense at all but a lot can change between now and then! I just reckon the whole channel thing will get horribly outdated by then and people will be more interested in getting content when they want and how they want rather than dependant on timetables.
Buses will no longer exist – I shall see to this one myself.
Glasses will have the internet and life will have a HUD – You can get the change to get glasses that not only bring up internet searches no matter where you are and what you’re doing, but also brings up information on your vitals, heart rate, fatigue, all this stuff you’d see in a game like a constant Sims experience or something in your very view. Technology will advance to the point where subjects can be analysed and detected and it’ll be friggin’ awesome. You really should have gone to Specsavers in the year 2100.
Human population will rise about 20 billion – Will we even have enough space in the world with that many people? Luckily, with the new human centres on Mars and possibly beyond millions are heading for a new life away from Earth but we’ll still find ourselves with hugely populated cities, slums beyond the eye can see and also Swansea.
The England Football Team still won’t have won a second World Cup – 140 years of hurt.
Artificial Intelligence will be geniunely intelligent – The normal Japanese Christmas present come 2100 will be a new human robot friend who goes about their every day life at home waiting for you to get home, to be your friend, tidying the house and letting you win on the Nintensoft Woobox 2000. Ultimately, artificial intelligence will be researched to the levels of human intelligence, where AI can be measured on genuine IQ and find themselves within shops as stores assistants or able to do the normal job of a retail operative. Basically, smart as hell robots.
Average age will rise to 120 – We seem to be living longer as time goes on so why not? We’ll go on beyond 80, 90, and 100 will just be another rave down the local hall after a round of bingo. So, 120 will become the average living age for developed countries with more people becoming healthier and more awareness of healthy food and cultural differences in what’s being eaten being the reason for the upping. That and bloody great vitamins.
Currency will be a universal chip – Everyone will grow utterly sick of all these currencies and the exchange rates, bankers will get their ultimate downfall thanks to a Wall Street catastrophe of epic proportions and it’ll be decided that the world will run on one currency determined by a chip that stores all your money within it. Notes will go out of fashion saving millions of trees and the term ‘penny’ will merely be associated with financial museums around the world, currently known to us as banks.
Windows will still crash a lot – You think that’s bad, they installed Windows Centurion Edition into Cyborg Steve Ballmer.